The Philly Phanatics

Hello to all of our loyal blog readers (I think I've counted 5 people so far, including Tommy and I). People, I have finally remembered my password and am ready to start writing the short, to the point, yet very interesting and hyped-up stories that you have grown to love. First, I would love to point out that my sister finally has moved out of my house and I have the biggest room in the house besides my parents now. This is key to this story because now I am able to hang up a photo of the reason I have been gone so long. That reason is simply that I have been laughing uncontrollably at T.O. Terrell, as I like to call him, has officially given me a reason to think that he deserves to be locked in a room with a straight jacket on and have all the walls padded and white. Owens, one of the best Wide Recievers of my era (what is that, like 6 years), decided that after blaming a loss on the girl friend of quarterback Tony Homo..I'm sorry Homo...damn, i meant Romo he would cry, cry pretty hard, while defending that same quarterback.

Sorry about that Dallas..oh and Jessica, didn't mean to insult your choking boyfriend. But, Jessica, you have to admit, your man cried on the field last year cause he dissapointed his girl Carrie at the time. Now his man Terrell, the big show off, the man you needed a pop-corn bag for every weekend, cried on National TV cause he finally realized that his boy Ho..Romo can't play with his woman in the crowd. And instead of the team blaming it on her, they blamed on TO for giving them a vacation instead of sticking with telling Jessica to leave.

In case you haven't realized, Tony and Terrell are pretty good friends. They get along well. They get along so wel that Owens seems to forget that he had problems with other quarterbacks. Remember way back when, when you got famous for spiking the star at the 50. Who was your quarterback then, back when you made your name, who was that T.O.???? Oh that's right, that was your Gay quarterback Jeff Garcia. Living in Philadelphia, I got to see Jeff Garcia and his wife on ocassion. Now I don't care how curving your preference is, when you go to sleep with Garcia's wife everynight, you should never be called gay. And if I have seen right doesn't Owens prance around in front of a bunch of drunk guys and the other players in tight- tights. Your perception of homosexuality, and your sanity, are long since removed my friend. Did Owens also not claim that Donovan McNabb was a soft quarterback??? Did he not have barking matches on the sidelines with McNabb on several occasions??? This was a week ago and Owens already coined the quote of the year. "I've never had problems with my quarterbacks." He thinks the media took it as problems. That would be like if O.J. Simpson said he didn't have problems with his girlfriends. We did not sound bite you yelling at McNabb and calling Garcia gay, those words came from your mouth my friend. You didn't lite it up on the field so you had to get your attention some how. Great publicity stunt. Tony, I just suggest you stay at the top of your Empire, cause Terrell is your friend, and will tear you down.